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In short, it’s been a bad time for Jessica Simpson: flop, flop, country flop, fat picture.
It’s like a scenic overlook as imagined by Einstein or Kepler, from which you can actually witness two possible futures: Off the left side, you see a world of orderly streets and squares, where fans crowd theaters showing the new blockbuster by Jessica Simpson, who looks down from a marquee, slender and blonde and shaped like a barbell, booming on top and in the middle, skinny as a pencil between, and radios blast an endless stream of Jessica Simpson hits, her voice syrupy and love-filled.When I asked about her ex-husband and reality-show co-star, Nick Lachey, she said, “I have not spoken to him in years.” When I asked if Tony Romo had watched she said, “A couple episodes.He thought I was cute.”I didn’t want to ask about her weight directly, so I hinted at it, asking instead about body image in general, physical changes, perception—from my questions, you might have thought I was interviewing the Wolf Man.What’s more, in April she was spoofed in an Eminem video as a gone-to-seed pop tart spilling out of her Daisy Dukes, hiking a cheeseburger to Tony Romo, played by Eminem. Her record sales, for example, which peaked in 2003, when her show was in its prime, have fallen ever since.(The country album sold fewer than 200,000 copies.) Her movies: which went straight to DVD last spring, where it sank without a trace, like a wounded ocean liner that goes down quietly, sending up no more than a storm of bubbles.