Funny movie and dating
Luckily for us, the absurdity of dating has not slipped pass comedians and other witty minds.
Here are some of the most hilarious dating quotes and one liners from the likes of Jerry Seinfeld and Groucho Marx.
Let's all help our sisters worldwide to stand tall and know, they can and they will recover, survive and thrive, to live the life they deserve.
To all the sisters who reached out and held my hand in whatever way you could, who cried my tears with me, and laughter my laughter too, I thank every one of you. Tired of all the drama, tired of not being good enough, tired of life.
” The survey responses, from 39 executives, produced the following conclusions:“Internet dating has made people more disposable.”“Internet dating may be partly responsible for a rise in the divorce rates.”“Low quality, unhappy and unsatisfying marriages are being destroyed as people drift to Internet dating sites.”“The market is hugely more efficient …The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. "Maybe I am.” ― “To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect.” ― “Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date.1. Remember men are never to busy to get what they want.” ― “I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.” ― “Well? If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.” ― “Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. ” ― “To be rejected by someone doesn't mean you should also reject yourself or that you should think of yourself as a lesser person. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately.