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Posted by / 03-Jul-2020 16:29

Datingpickup

Don't you love the taste of dirty pick up lines in the morning? I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.36.

Watch out you don't overdose on dirty pick up lines! Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.59. Lets play titanic youll be the ocean and ill go down on you64.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. Well, let's get going with more dirty pick up lines! Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.10. I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.12.

(after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars...

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.68.

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The countdown is on to the completion of dirty pick up lines! Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.93.

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