Dating again quotes
You don’t always have to be wise to get the best in life.
Sometimes being stupid and falling in love can make all the difference in your life.
Unknown Saying I Love You in Funny Ways I was on a date with this really hot model. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. I made the mistake of telling my date a lie about myself, and she caught me — I didn’t think she’d actually demand to see the bat cave.Luckily for us, the absurdity of dating has not slipped pass comedians and other witty minds. Here are some of the most hilarious dating quotes and one liners from the likes of Jerry Seinfeld and Groucho Marx. Garrison Keillor There are three rules for dating: 1) Don’t 2) If you must, just be careful 3) Forget the rules, your hormones will win anyway.Jonathan Lockwood Huie I want a man who is kind and understanding. Zsa Zsa Gabor Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter.
Alex Reed On the first date men worry about what they’re going to say while women worry about what they’re going to wear.